crownofbirds:

cyborgraptor:

oh my god looking up fat doves and pigeons always makes me extremely happy
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FUCKIN PUFFASS
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FLUFFY CHUNK
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FEATHERED LOAF
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BALL OF FLOOF
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EVIL NO NECK ASSHOLE

i love stupid fuzzmelon birds 
every floofin loaf of em

madamparadox:

undeadcosmicunicorn:

Impulse - $6.99

This is the company I bought my purple lipstick from and it is WONDERFUL!

suddenlykats:

unclefather:

Do they take requests 

"play freebird"

suddenlykats:

unclefather:

Do they take requests 

"play freebird"

sherrocked:

My little sister is a really pretty girl and she gets dick pics all the time from annoying boys, so being the girl she is, she started using them as blackmail.
She now has about 30 boys doing her bidding because one stepped out of line and she got someone to print out 500 copies of the photo and mailed it to his family.

My sister is 16 and she’s running a black mail Mafia.
She’s going places.

a-creepy-weirdo-has:

bitcheslovemyjingleballs:

a-creepy-weirdo-has:

what do birds do 

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I apologise for my ignorance, birds are important

urulokid:

total-queer-move:

LOOK. IT’S EVERY SINGLE STEREOTYPE ABOUT MEN’S RIGHTS ACTIVISTS PUT INTO ONE HANDY-DANDY DEMOGRAPHICS SURVEY SO IT CAN BE STATISTICALLY VALIDATED!! [x]

THANKS R/MENSRIGHTS!!

in other news the sky is blue and water is wet

Toxic (originally by Britney Spears)
Artist: Melanie Martinez

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hermionejg:

davidthestrange:

tyleroakley:

infinitelyeverlark:

Toxic | Melanie Martinez

One line in and I already knew I’d be reblogging.

Press play. Do it.

This is so sexy.

theonion:

PRO: Get to puncture child with needle
CON: You have to go to a place

theonion:

PRO: Get to puncture child with needle

CON: You have to go to a place

clairewendlingblog:

personal stuff, sketching just for me, useful in a project eventually

anasaltukhaifi:

Umbrellas Street, Portugal.

anasaltukhaifi:

Umbrellas Street, Portugal.

fox-orian:

neilcicierega:

Here is a very simple little app I wrote in AutoHotkey for Windows to help productivity. The artists I’ve attempted to give this to were horrified and sickened by the idea of it.

It floats in the corner of your screen. You tell it what programs you use for work/productivity. Whenever you’re using those programs, it turns a pleasing shade of blue and times you. If you alt-tab over to something that is not one of those programs, like Chrome or Spotify or 3D Pinball, or if you zone out and don’t move the mouse for too long, it turns red and stops the timer until you resume proper grown-up behavior.

This way, you have a constant peripheral reminder of how little of your day has actually been spent on important things like “doing what you’re supposed to” and “not having fun.”

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This is indispensable for procrastination-prone home freelancers.

taploalboremixxz:

lezbian peowers acctevite

earthdaily:

Milky Way I by M. Bececco on Flickr.

earthdaily:

Milky Way I by M. Bececco on Flickr.