Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns
importantbirds:


birb by a name of Kiwi say th e hello

SIDEWAY EYEBALL PINKNOSE good Greeting to Kiwer and Excell of headshot to photo!  you have HIRE as model here is POSE a bag

importantbirds:

birb by a name of Kiwi say th e hello

SIDEWAY EYEBALL PINKNOSE good Greeting to Kiwer and Excell of headshot to photo!  you have HIRE as model here is POSE a bag

mrpunchinello:

spooksthebun:

pictured: neil cicierega just completely fucking killing it

Yet another reason to love Neil Cicierega.

dekutree:

howtobeafuckinglady:

FUCK I JUST WOKE UP MY ENTIRE HOUSE

harrison ford deserves every single oscar for this one scene

staff:

supersmashthestatebros:

image

hmmmm yeah, tumblr would celebrate Aviation Day, marking barely over a century of human flight when birds had been flying for millions of years before the Wright brothers. never forget.

Tumblr hereby recognizes the accomplishments of birds. 

selchieproductions:

The people of Gothenburg, where I studied for my MEd are known for their … odd sense of humour.

VERY TINY FISHTINYYYYYYYYY FISH!!![caught in] THE BALTIC SEA
price: 5p 

selchieproductions:

The people of Gothenburg, where I studied for my MEd are known for their … odd sense of humour.

VERY TINY FISH
TINYYYYYYYYY FISH!!!
[caught in] THE BALTIC SEA

price: 5p 

batter-sempai:

ryanccole:

monasticmaestoso:

portalgifs:

NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED. 

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED

but it’s 65% more bullet per bullet

Wait a second are you telling me

that Portal is such a perfect goddamn game that they even have an explanation for why a video game protagonist can withstand being shot multiple times??????????

They have explanations for almost everything. Like how the protag doesn’t have fall damage. Portal’s cool like that.

The Distance
Artist: Cake
Album: Fashion Nugget
17,867 plays

parallellifemusic:

Cake - The Distance

crownofbirds:

tiny-creatures:

Pink for all by Mirror_Lake on Flickr.

WHAT IS THIS BIRD EVEN DOING

crownofbirds:

tiny-creatures:

Pink for all by Mirror_Lake on Flickr.

WHAT IS THIS BIRD EVEN DOING

startorrent02:

konguloarkonan:

someone on metafilter figured out that the ferguson PD is running the support darren wilson gofundme

Just read through ALL of this…these people are INCREDIBLY organized and have collected almost every piece of information out - and they are asking some amazing questions.

moonwithinyourheart:

bliichan:

avianawareness:

I got my adorable budgie pouch from here. Eriko from Japan is a sweetness with a shop full of adorbs. 

Shipping isn’t too bad. It gets here surprisingly quick and not TOO horrible of a price. Japan has the cutest birdy things.

NAZ

SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

beardsmelting:

every time i see this i laugh so hard i’m in physical pain